Easiest blog entry EVER.

ANONYMOUS MALE FRIEND: I've started writing at lunchtimes. The compressed time is good for forcing stuff out.
SUPER SWEET: Uh I hate you.
You know what I wrote today??
What?
Two emails to a chick I have a date with on Sunday.
That's right.
I'm getting pussy and you're not.
So fuck you and your published writing, [ANONYMOUS MALE FRIEND].
You bitch. I had a date tonight and it got cancelled.
YEAH
BECAUSE YOU'RE A WRITER
Girls love writers! Don't they?
You tell me.
No. They don't.



I wish somebody would be excited about my date!!!!!!!!
We're going to have a picnic then go see a trashy movie!!! AND HOLD HANDS
How about 'depressed'? I can do depressed.



OH MAN
OH WHAT
SHE JUST SENT ME A TEXT TELLING ME SHE BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR FOR SUNDAY
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I AM SO BAD AT LESBIAN SEX
YOU ARE SO IN
AAAAAHHHHHRUNAWAY
EAT THAT PUSSY TEGAN
I DONT KNOW HOWWWW!!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHH
ME NEITHER
I BET YOU DO! I BET YOU DO!
I BET IT'S NATURAL FOR EVERYBODY BUT ME!
I squirm out of it at every chance I get. It hurts my tongue and jaw! And I always drool down my chin.
That sounds AWFUL.
Why would I do that? Why would I do this?
Just fucking top her. Make her eat you.
She's taller than me!!
EVERYONE IS TALLER THAN YOU
EVERYBODY IS TALLER THAN ME IT'S TOO WEIRD TO DOMINATE
RED LACY BRA
CUNT IS DELICIOUS
Why would you lie to me like that just then!
What if she's all about finger fucking?!!?! I don't want her to violate me!
YOU LOVE BEING VIOLATED
AAAAAHHHHHHHH