Today I logged into my profile to see how many hotties were waiting for my affections. 0 (zero). Wow. Really? None. Reality check? Already?
Pffft, no, pffft!! 'Sif. My photos were not displayed! My photos were, in fact, rejected! Too hot for you all. I sent the following email to the Authorities:
Hi there :) I'm sure you get this all the time, so I thank you in advance for your patience. My username is super_sweet and I have just had *all* of my photos, both public and private, rejected and cannot figure out why - none contain animals, other people, exposed genitals or whatnot. The only thing I can think of is that you guys are giving me a whopping compliment by assuming I'm under 18 - but that's rather unlikely too :) Please let me know why my photos have been rejected so I can submit suitable ones before I upgrade my account.
I was secretly believing the "under 18" thing was the case. Wrong. Worst case scenario: turns out I look like another member and needed to verify my uniqueness by sending the Authorities a photo of my (wrinkly, old, obviously-of-legal-age) face with a serial number beside it. They approved me, my face and my breasts. I am pixelated, pornographised and published.
PROGRESS REPORT
With my profile and pictures up, the bait is set and I have begun using the Search function on the site. I've used my daily allowance of three "flirts" on a gorgeous 29 year old who boasts a "GSOH", a married blonde with tits like mine and an indie, 21 year old with an emo fringe who lives over 500km away.
I received one flirt which was from an unfortunate looking girl who shows her unfortunate literacy skills in her profile:
wanna no just ask me and ill tell u i wanna travel the world any1 wanna take me
I don't know what she is trying to say there. How does one respond to that??
I hope tomorrow is a productive pussy day. I really do.
- Super
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